BBQ Like A Boss – BBQ Mission
“I CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS!”
Well here it is the first ever post to BBQLIKEABOSS.COM (Yay!!!) Currently I have no traffic, zero followers, no likes and up until this very post a complete and utter vacuum of content for anyone to actually look at (no wonder nobody loves me). So what is BBQLIKEABOSS.COM and why would you want to hang with me? Well here is the story so far…
Once upon a time
The night was Sultry
Life is like a box of chocolates
Oh hell ill just tell it like it is… <Pause intentionally for effect> Deep Breath
I was BBQing as I usually do, a set of tongs in one hand and ice-cold beer in the other. The hot plate sizzled as I progressively dried out a couple of stakes on the hot plate (yep you read it right, on the hot plate not grill). Anyway I took a sip and flipped my stake that now had a rigidity closer to that of a piece of cardboard than meat and BAM ! ! ! it hit me in a a moment of what I can only describe as complete and utter euphoric clarity.
I first felt the words swelling in the back of my throat, they ticked my tonsils as they forced their way through to my lips, cutting through many years of absolute BBQ denial to clearly and precisely inform the world (and myself) that…
I Suck, I CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS ! ! !
And so started my mission to
BBQ LIKE A BOSS
But wait!!! (I thought)…
What if I’m not the only one? What if I could learn and laugh along with others? What if I could share experiences whilst growing my abilities and have others share theirs!
Surely I would become A BBQ BOSS Faster.
Thus BBQ LIKE A BOSS was born (INSERT SOUND OF TRUMPETS BLARING HERE)
Yes my friends…
Yesterday I was a run of the mill standard bbq lackey, sure i was there physically and loved standing by the Grill whilst something sizzled, but honestly up until now I was really only going through motions.
But that was yesterday…
Today I’m On A mission!!!
We are at the start of an epic journey of discovery to find out all there is to know about BBQing and Grilling.
Together we will find out what it takes to be the Boss of the BBQ, we will identify all the product that is BBQ cool and test what ever we can, we will cook, clean, build, burn, cut, marinate, explore, share, link, showcase and discuss all things BBQ.
BBQ Like A Boss – BBQ Mission is on, why not join me on the ride !!!